You've probably seen things like this before, but a lady from the choir sent these church bulletin typos and "bloopers" out in an e-mail. They crack me up. So I share:

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be 'What Is Hell?'
Come early and listen to our choir practice.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing
of every kind. They may be seen in the
basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn
singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning
at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet
Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.